Container, a board game with the most boring theme imaginable, is one of the most exciting experiences I've ever had

You’d be forgiven for thinking that Container is less an actual playable board game and more a parody of the mundane, dryly economical themes adopted by the tabletop hobby’s more esoteric offerings.

After all, it’s a board game called Container, about shipping containers, with a drab image of a container-stacked boat on its cover. Those tightly-packed boxes leave little room for imagination. Its Jumbo Edition, released in 2018 for its tenth anniversary, breathlessly announces the “exciting” addition of an investment bank. You couldn’t write a finer satire.

But this is no Cones of Dunshire. Yes, Container is literally a board game about shipping containers. It’s also one of the most singular, thrilling gaming experiences I’ve ever had.

At the heart of Container’s masterful gameplay design is its player-driven closed economy. Unlike the effectively limitless supply of money in games such as Monopoly, which periodically inject money from a mysterious external supply, the cash in the hands of players and a central bank at the start of Container is all the money there will be.